“He has been the second best clay courter for five years running. He should have won four or five French Opens, if it wasn’t for one sort of freakish kid from Mallorca.” — Andre Agassi on Roger Federer being the greatest tennis player ever … Continue reading…Andre Agassi On Roger Federer Being The Greatest Tennis Player Ever
“Congratulations to Bill Clinton for going to North Korea and freeing the two journalists. To be fair, it wasn’t that hard for Bill… he’s used to sneaking women out of government buildings.” — Craig Ferguson on Bill Clinton freeing journalists from North Korea … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Bill Clinton Freeing Journalists From North Korea
“This week, the Toyota Corolla became the most traded-in car as part of the Cash for Clunkers program. After hearing this, the CEO of General Motors said, ‘Don’t tell me Toyota makes even a better clunker than we do.'” — Conan O’Brien on Cash for Clunkers … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Cash For Clunkers
“Frightening times with all these crazy dictators. But they’re all small, really. Kim Jong II? Tiny guy. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Tiny guy? Mayor Bloomberg? Tiny guy.” — David Letterman on tiny crazy dictators … Continue reading…David Letterman On Tiny Crazy Dictators
“I’ve run out of money from Bicentennial Man merchandise.” — Robin Williams on why he’s doing another comedy tour … Continue reading…Robin Williams On His Upcoming Comedy Tour