“Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is returning to prime-time. Due to the recession, it’s been renamed ‘Who Wants Five Bucks And A Taco.'” — Craig Ferguson on the return of i>Who Wants To Be A Millionaire … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On The Return Of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
“A doctor in England claims that he has impregnated four women with human clones. I think we should go back to the old-fashioned way of having babies — eight at a time.” — Craig Ferguson on English Doctor’s human cloning claim … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On English Doctor’s Human Cloning Claim
“Actress Mia Farrow has announced she’s going on a hunger strike to show solidarity with the people of Darfur. Why is it always skinny people who go on hunger strikes? Why can’t we get Michael Moore to go on a hunger strike?” — Jay Leno on Mia Farrow’s hunger strike for Darfur … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Mia Farrow’s Hunger Strike For Darfur
I guess that’s how School Of Seven Bells gets you, inducing a confused haze of memories and past experiences — although more in the vein of déjà vu than a hangover. … Continue reading…School Of Seven Bells – Alpinisms (2009)
Barry Zito earned his first win of the 2009 season in a 3-1 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers Friday night. Zito allowed one run over six innings, with five strikeouts and two walks. … Continue reading…Barry Zito Back To His Former Cy Young Form?