Monthly Archives: July 2009

Conan O’Brien On Vice President Joe Biden For President

“In an inter­view this week­end, Vice Pres­i­dent Joe Biden says he still has his eye on the pres­i­dency. Which is weird, since the ques­tion was, ‘How do you take your cof­fee?’” — Conan O’Brien on Vice Pres­i­dent Joe Biden for President

31 July 2009 – 6:57 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On Ford, General Motors, And Chrysler On Customer Complaints

“Good news for the auto indus­try — accord­ing to a new report, Ford, Gen­eral Motors, and Chrysler have greatly reduced their num­ber of cus­tomer com­plaints. The automak­ers did this by greatly reduc­ing their num­ber of cus­tomers.” — Conan O’Brien on Ford, Gen­eral Motors, and Chrysler on cus­tomer complaints

30 July 2009 – 2:45 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Quotes | Tagged , , , | Comments (1)

Conan O’Brien On Chrysler

“USA Today says that Crysler is try­ing to make its cars more appeal­ing by paint­ing them in bright col­ors like orange and lime green. They’re also try­ing to make them more appeal­ing by paint­ing the name Toy­ota on them.” — Conan O’Brien on Chrysler

25 July 2009 – 7:15 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Quotes | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Jay Leno On Mahmoud Ahmadinejad And Iran

“Mah­moud Ahmadine­jad held an elec­tion vic­tory party. At the party, he thanked the 148% of the peo­ple who voted for him. Ahmadine­jad is keep­ing a low pro­file, a result of the con­tested elec­tion. When asked about him, his staff said he was out hik­ing.” — Jay Leno on Mah­moud Ahmadine­jad and Iran

22 July 2009 – 8:08 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Bono Snubs George W. Bush

“Nice work with the hug dodge,” Barack Obama told Bono after the U2 front­man avoided hug­ging then-President George W. Bush.

Judg­ing by many of the com­ments, in hind­sight Bono shouldn’t have slighted Bush. Of course, had more peo­ple known about it then, many would have applauded Bono. It’s just another exam­ple of how try­ing to be mean and not be friendly actu­ally takes more effort than to sim­ply be nice.

21 July 2009 – 9:20 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Entertainment, Politics | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

Argus Hamilton On Michael Jackson’s Funeral

“Michael Jackson’s fam­ily motor­cade to For­est Lawn’s chapel Tues­day shut down Ven­tura Free dur­ing morn­ing rush hour. The motor­cade con­sisted of five Rolls-Royces trailed by four Bent­leys and six Jaguars. Even Motown won’t buy an Amer­i­can car.” — Argus Hamil­ton on Michael Jackson’s funeral

21 July 2009 – 7:41 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Entertainment, Quotes | Tagged , , | Comments (1)

Super Babe: Erin Andrews

Super Babe: Erin Andrews

20 July 2009 – 6:41 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Babes | Tagged , | Comments (0)