“Actress Mia Farrow has announced she’s going on a hunger strike to show solidarity with the people of Darfur. Why is it always skinny people who go on hunger strikes? Why can’t we get Michael Moore to go on a hunger strike?” — Jay Leno on Mia Farrow’s hunger strike for Darfur … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Mia Farrow’s Hunger Strike For Darfur
“President Obama gave a speech on the economy, and once again he promised Americans change. Specifically pennies… nickels… dimes…” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama’s recent speech on the state of the economy … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama’s Recent Speech On The State Of The Economy
“The New York Mets were ordered to sell Bernard Madoff’s season tickets at Citi Field. He prebought great seats he could use to reel in new investors so he could pay off old investors, but everything collapsed in late September. The Mets understand.” — Argus Hamilton on Bernard Madoff and the New York Mets … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Bernard Madoff And The New York Mets
“Bernie Madoff’s wife, Ruth, is saying she has her own money. She says she has $62 million in savings. She says it’s not swindle money; it’s not fraud money; it’s money she made from yard sales. It’s money she says she saved by switching to GEICO.” — David Letterman on Bernie Madoff and Ruth Madoff … Continue reading…David Letterman On Bernie Madoff And Ruth Madoff
“Bad news for General Motors. They had to recall more than 1 million cars for safety reasons. THe cares The cars were easy to locate… they were still in the showrooms.” — Craig Ferguson on General Motors’ recent recall … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On General Motors’ Recent Recall