Jimmy Kimmel On Swine Flu
“They’ve traced the swine flu’s origin to one little piggy who went to the market when he should have stayed home.” — Jimmy Kimmel on swine flu … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Swine Flu
Category: Quotes
Bruce Bochy On Pablo Sandoval’s Belly Flop
“I didn’t think he’d get up. He’s like a turtle on his back, but he was on his stomach.” — Bruce Bochy on Pablo Sandoval’s belly flop … Continue reading…Bruce Bochy On Pablo Sandoval’s Belly Flop
Ed Helms On Bradley Cooper
“Bradley is a highly intelligent being wrapped in a hot, studly body.” — Ed Helms on Bradley Cooper [Details June/July 2009 (118)] … Continue reading…Ed Helms On Bradley Cooper
D.J. Waldie On Suburban Life
“Sometimes I think the only real forces here are circumstance and grace.” — An excerpt from D.J. Waldie’s Holy Land (138) … Continue reading…D.J. Waldie On Suburban Life
Jay Leno On Texas Governor Rick Perry
“Texas Gov. Rick Perry says Texas could secede from the Union if it wanted to. Is that what we need? Another foreign country on our border speaking a language we don’t understand?” — Jay Leno on Texas Governor Rick Perry … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Texas Governor Rick Perry