Will Ferrell On Will Ferrell
“I can do no one-handed pushups.” — Will Ferrell on Will Ferrell (GQ) … Continue reading…Will Ferrell On Will Ferrell
Category: Quotes
Conan O’Brien On Barack Obama And North Korea
“Two U.S. reporters have been imprisoned in North Korea and now President Obama is considering sending Al Gore to negotiate their release. After hearing the Al Gore threat, North Korea gave up the reporters and their nuclear program.” — Conan O’Brien on Barack Obama and North Korea … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Barack Obama And North Korea
Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi + Waterboarding
“Nancy Pelosi was pilloried in the media over her changing stories about when she first heard about waterboarding. She was a blur. She shifted so often and changed directions so fast that John Madden is going to build a video game around her.” — Argus Hamilton on Nancy Pelosi + waterboarding … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi + Waterboarding
David Letterman On Octomom
“The Octomom had a thing done. Now she can’t have any more kids. And I thought to myself, ‘Well they nipped that in the bud.'” — David Letterman on Octomom … Continue reading…David Letterman On Octomom
Jay Leno On Barack Obama And North Korea
“President Obama had less than a one-hour warning before North Korea’s nuclear test. That’s not bad when you realize he gets no warning when Joe Biden’s going to go off.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and North Korea … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And North Korea