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Conan O’Brien On John McCain

“Sen. John McCain said today that he bought a hybrid car. Apparently McCain thinks a hybrid car is one that has an AM and FM radio.” — Conan O’Brien on John McCain

Jay Leno On Sarah Palin’s Interview With Charlie Gibson

“If you watched TV last weekend, you know that ABC’s Charlie Gibson did something John McCain has never done — interviewed Sarah Palin. At one point, Gibson asked about the Bush Doctrine, and she didn’t know what it was. But to be fair, even Bush doesn’t know what it is.” — Jay Leno on Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson

Jay Leno On The E-mail Disruption At The White House

“Earlier this week, all e-mail service at the White House completely collapsed. Everything had to be written on paper by hand. It was like John McCain had been elected president.” — Jay Leno on the e-mail disruption at the White House

David Letterman On Dick Cheney’s Endorsement For John McCain

“I feel bad for McCain — I guess that endorsement from Dick Cheney came a little too late.” — David Letterman on Dick Cheney’s Endorsement for John McCain

Jay Leno On Barack Obama’s New Dog

“President-elect Barack Obama is still looking for a White House dog. In fact, he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s new dog