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“Sen. John McCain said today that he bought a hybrid car. Apparently McCain thinks a hybrid car is one that has an AM and FM radio.” — Conan O’Brien on John McCain

“If you watched TV last weekend, you know that ABC’s Charlie Gibson did something John McCain has never done — interviewed Sarah Palin. At one point, Gibson asked about the Bush Doctrine, and she didn’t know what it was. But to be fair, even Bush doesn’t know what it is.” — Jay Leno on Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson

“Earlier this week, all e-mail service at the White House completely collapsed. Everything had to be written on paper by hand. It was like John McCain had been elected president.” — Jay Leno on the e-mail disruption at the White House

“I feel bad for McCain — I guess that endorsement from Dick Cheney came a little too late.” — David Letterman on Dick Cheney’s Endorsement for John McCain

“President-elect Barack Obama is still looking for a White House dog. In fact, he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s new dog