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Jay Leno On Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding

Tan The Man — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 06:21:41 +0000

“The countdown is now under way for what a lot of people are calling, the wedding of the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clinton is getting married. Bill and Hillary are thrilled; they say they don’t care who the groom is as long as it’s not Levi Johnston.” — Jay Leno on Chelsea Clinton’s wedding

Jay Leno On The United Nations Appointing Iran To The Women’s Rights Panel

Tan The Man — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 06:49:55 +0000

“The United Nations has appointed Iran to sit on the Women’s Rights panel. Also on the panel: Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Brown, Phil Spector, Robert Blake, and chairman, O.J. Simpson.” — Jay Leno on the United Nations appointing Iran to the Women’s Rights Panel

Jay Leno On The June 2010 Primary Elections

Tan The Man — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 05:31:11 +0000

“Huge victory for women in all of this week’s elections. I can remember when only rich, white men could buy elections. Now, women can buy them too.” — Jay Leno on the June 2010 primary elections

Jay Leno On Stephen Hawking And The Recent Arizona Immigration Law

Tan The Man — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:08:25 +0000

“Stephen Hawking says that not only does he believe that aliens exist, but that we shouldn’t make contact with them, as they could be very angry. Especially aliens from Arizona.” — Jay Leno on Stephen Hawking and the recent Arizona immigration law

Jay Leno On Changes To The No-Fly List

Tan The Man — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:09:12 +0000

“The government announced today that they’re making big changes to the No-Fly list. Apparently, asking terrorists to be on the honor system has not been working.” — Jay Leno on changes to the No-Fly List

Jay Leno On The Vatican And Sexual Abuse

Tan The Man — Sun, 30 May 2010 00:28:57 +0000

“The Vatican is updating its policy on sexual abuse. They are now against it.” — Jay Leno on the Vatican and sexual abuse

Jay Leno On Congress Voting Against Giving Itself A Pay Raise

Tan The Man — Mon, 10 May 2010 00:31:55 +0000

“Congress has voted against giving itself a pay raise. They thought giving themselves a pay raise now would be unpopular. I think giving them any pay at all right now is unpopular.” — Jay Leno on Congress voting against giving itself a pay raise

Jay Leno On Smells In New York

Tan The Man — Sun, 02 May 2010 06:28:43 +0000

“A New York doctor has finished a five-year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell New Yorkers like the most: vanilla. The smell New Yorkers like the least: New Jersey.” — Jay Leno on smells in New York

Jay Leno On Bristol Palin And Motherhood

Tan The Man — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 07:04:59 +0000

“Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is speaking out. She realizes that she was totally unprepared to be a mother. It’s better than being a mother that’s totally unprepared to be vice president.” — Jay Leno on Bristol Palin and motherhood

Jay Leno On Barack Obama’s Visit To Afghanistan

Tan The Man — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:22:29 +0000

“President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan this weekend. I guess after 14 months in Washington, he wanted to go somewhere where there was less fighting.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s visit to Afghanistan