“The countdown is now under way for what a lot of people are calling, the wedding of the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clinton is getting married. Bill and Hillary are thrilled; they say they don’t care who the groom is as long as it’s not Levi Johnston.” — Jay Leno on Chelsea Clinton’s wedding
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Jay Leno On The United Nations Appointing Iran To The Women’s Rights Panel
“The United Nations has appointed Iran to sit on the Women’s Rights panel. Also on the panel: Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Brown, Phil Spector, Robert Blake, and chairman, O.J. Simpson.” — Jay Leno on the United Nations appointing Iran to the Women’s Rights Panel
Jay Leno On The June 2010 Primary Elections
“Huge victory for women in all of this week’s elections. I can remember when only rich, white men could buy elections. Now, women can buy them too.” — Jay Leno on the June 2010 primary elections
Jay Leno On Stephen Hawking And The Recent Arizona Immigration Law
“Stephen Hawking says that not only does he believe that aliens exist, but that we shouldn’t make contact with them, as they could be very angry. Especially aliens from Arizona.” — Jay Leno on Stephen Hawking and the recent Arizona immigration law
Jay Leno On Changes To The No-Fly List
“The government announced today that they’re making big changes to the No-Fly list. Apparently, asking terrorists to be on the honor system has not been working.” — Jay Leno on changes to the No-Fly List
Jay Leno On The Vatican And Sexual Abuse
“The Vatican is updating its policy on sexual abuse. They are now against it.” — Jay Leno on the Vatican and sexual abuse
Jay Leno On Congress Voting Against Giving Itself A Pay Raise
“Congress has voted against giving itself a pay raise. They thought giving themselves a pay raise now would be unpopular. I think giving them any pay at all right now is unpopular.” — Jay Leno on Congress voting against giving itself a pay raise