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“Tuesday in Washington, the Secret Service arrested a man who climbed over the White House fence. The Secret Service told the man, ‘Get back here, Mr. President, you have two more months.’” — Conan O’Brien on a possible White House trespassing

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Complacency will destroy change and its message. November 4, 2008 shouldn’t just be a date that signaled to the country that change has come, nor should it be a date that gave Obama a free pass to change as he saw fit.

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“The stock market crashed yesterday. Once again, I don’t think President Bush gets it. When asked if customers should be concerned about all these bank closings, he said it doesn’t matter — if the bank is closed, just use the ATM.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush and the economy

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“Government figures released by President Bush show we are not in a recession. Unless, of course, you have to buy gas or food or some other luxury item.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush’s figures showing no recession

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“Wall Street got drunk.” — President George W. Bush on the U.S. economy during a GOP fundraiser

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