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“New York City is at war with Canadian geese ever since the whole US Airways landing in the Hudson. Mayor Bloomberg is serious about this. He’s so serious, he’s bringing in Dick Cheney.” — David Letterman on New York City’s War on Geese

“I can’t believe Dick Cheney. He keeps giving speeches, and he’s appearing on TV news shows. It’s like he thinks he’s still president.” — Jay Leno on Dick Cheney

“President Obama and former Vice President Dick Cheney spoke on torture last week. Obama spoke out against torture, and Cheney gave more of a ‘how-to’ discussion.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and Dick Cheney on torture

Joe Heller satirizes the rethinking of retirement in today’s economy through the lens of Dick Cheney, Brett Favre, Jay Leno, and everyone else.

“I feel bad for McCain — I guess that endorsement from Dick Cheney came a little too late.” — David Letterman on Dick Cheney’s Endorsement for John McCain