Dorks And Losers

“When I do stand-up around the coun­try, I often see peo­ple walk out. This is a show that they’ve pur­posely gone to, where my name is on the ticket, and it cost them $75 or some­thing. So, you think, Wow, that means that they either didn’t know very much about me when they bought their tick­ets or they’re that offended by what I’ve said.” — Bill Maher’s response to David Steinberg’s ques­tions in the June/July 2008 issue of Inter­view magazine.