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“The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Letterman on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl

I can’t wait to see Fanfarlo at The Great American Music Hall on Monday night (22 February 2010).

“Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she’s not unqualified for.” — David Letterman on Sarah Palin at Fox News

“The president says he wants to do away with ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush’s ‘Don’t know, don’t care’ policy.” — David Letterman on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

“Scientists say there is evidence of water on the moon. That’s great, but call me when you find vodka.” — David Letterman on possible water on the moon