“There are rumors that the CEO of BP is saying they might go out of business. Then who will be in charge of not stopping the leak?” — David Letterman on BP possibly going out of business
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David Letterman On The BP Oil Spill
“The bad news is that there’s going to be a huge environmental disaster from the oil leak in the gulf. The good news is, they think the oil spill will be diluted by the melt ice caps.” — David Letterman on the BP oil spill
David Letterman On Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull Volcano
“The name of the volcano in Iceland is Eyjafjallajokull. It’s the scariest thing out of Iceland since Bjork in that swan outfit.” — David Letterman on Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull volcano
David Letterman On The 2010 Census And John McCain
“Are you ready for the big 2010 Census? They’re saying the census consists of 10 questions in 10 minutes. That’s how John McCain chose his running mate.” — David Letterman on the 2010 Census and John McCain
David Letterman On The United States Postal Service’s 5 Day Delivery Proposal
“The United States Post Office says that they’re going to cut back delivery to five days a week. I was upset until I thought, ‘That’s one less day of hate mail.’” — David Letterman on the United States Postal Service’s 5 day delivery proposal
Tina Fey Impersonates Tracy Morgan On Late Show With David Letterman
I didn’t know Tina Fey did such a spot-on impersonation of Tracy Morgan. Here is it on Late Show With David Letterman.
David Letterman On The New Orleans Saints Winning The Super Bowl
“The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Letterman on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl