Dorks And Losers

“The Weather Chan­nel showed scary footage Wednes­day of Mis­sis­sippi River lev­ees break­ing down­state Illi­nois. Many of the houses and towns on the river are built on bluffs. One guy financed a six-bedroom home by con­vinc­ing Coun­try­wide he had a job.” — Argus Hamil­ton on the recent U.S. Mid­west flooding