“I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.” — Conan O’Brien on life and Jay Leno
Tag Archives: Conan O’Brien
Conan O’Brien On Tiger Woods And Tag Heuer
“Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer is re-evaluating its endorsement deal with Tiger Woods. Which is ironic, because in order to schedule a career, a wife, and 14 mistresses, you need a really good watch.” — Conan O’Brien on Tiger Woods and Tag Heuer
Conan O’Brien On George W. Bush As A Motivational Speaker
“President George W. Bush made his debut as a motivational speaker. Afterward, Bush said the crowd was so motivated many of them left halfway through.” — Conan O’Brien on George W. Bush as a motivational speaker
Conan O’Brien On General Motors’ Logo
“General Motors has announced that it will be removing its ‘GM Mark of Excellence’ logo from all GM cars. Of course, the GM Mark of Excellence logo doesn’t usually have to be removed because after 50 miles it just falls off.” — Conan O’Brien on General Motors’ logo
Conan O’Brien On Cash For Clunkers
“This week, the Toyota Corolla became the most traded-in car as part of the Cash for Clunkers program. After hearing this, the CEO of General Motors said, ‘Don’t tell me Toyota makes even a better clunker than we do.’” — Conan O’Brien on Cash for Clunkers