Tag Archives: Conan O’Brien

Conan O’Brien On Life And Jay Leno

“I just want to say to the kids out there watch­ing: You can do any­thing you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.” — Conan O’Brien on life and Jay Leno

16 January 2010 – 2:17 am | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Entertainment, Quotes | Tagged , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On Tiger Woods And Tag Heuer

“Swiss watch­maker Tag Heuer is re-evaluating its endorse­ment deal with Tiger Woods. Which is ironic, because in order to sched­ule a career, a wife, and 14 mis­tresses, you need a really good watch.” — Conan O’Brien on Tiger Woods and Tag Heuer

8 January 2010 – 12:37 am | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Quotes, Sports | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On George W. Bush As A Motivational Speaker

“Pres­i­dent George W. Bush made his debut as a moti­va­tional speaker. After­ward, Bush said the crowd was so moti­vated many of them left halfway through.” — Conan O’Brien on George W. Bush as a moti­va­tional speaker

10 November 2009 – 11:01 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On General Motors’ Logo

“Gen­eral Motors has announced that it will be remov­ing its ‘GM Mark of Excel­lence’ logo from all GM cars. Of course, the GM Mark of Excel­lence logo doesn’t usu­ally have to be removed because after 50 miles it just falls off.” — Conan O’Brien on Gen­eral Motors’ logo

13 September 2009 – 4:19 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On Time Magazine’s Favorite Cover Boy Barack Obama

“This is Obama’s 12th appear­ance on the cover of Time mag­a­zine. This beats Pres­i­dent Bush’s record of 11 appear­ances on the cover of MAD mag­a­zine.” — Conan O’Brien on Time magazine’s favorite cover boy Barack Obama

2 September 2009 – 6:40 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Entertainment, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , , , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On Cash For Clunkers

“This week, the Toy­ota Corolla became the most traded-in car as part of the Cash for Clunk­ers pro­gram. After hear­ing this, the CEO of Gen­eral Motors said, ‘Don’t tell me Toy­ota makes even a bet­ter clunker than we do.’” — Conan O’Brien on Cash for Clunkers

25 August 2009 – 8:00 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On Mark Buehrle’s Perfect Game

“Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle threw a per­fect game and after­ward, he had a five-minute phone con­ver­sa­tion with Pres­i­dent Obama. Mean­while, the los­ing pitcher got a two-hour phone call from Joe Biden.” — Conan O’Brien on Mark Buehrle’s per­fect game

10 August 2009 – 8:23 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes, Sports | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (0)