“The countdown is now under way for what a lot of people are calling, the wedding of the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clinton is getting married. Bill and Hillary are thrilled; they say they don’t care who the groom is as long as it’s not Levi Johnston.” — Jay Leno on Chelsea Clinton’s wedding
Tag Archives: Bill Clinton
Craig Ferguson On Bill Clinton Freeing Journalists From North Korea
“Congratulations to Bill Clinton for going to North Korea and freeing the two journalists. To be fair, it wasn’t that hard for Bill… he’s used to sneaking women out of government buildings.” — Craig Ferguson on Bill Clinton freeing journalists from North Korea
Argus Hamilton On Ken Starr And California’s Proposition 8
“Ken Starr argued on behalf of Proposition 8 banning gay marriage to the California Supreme Court on Thursday. He already got Bill Clinton impeached for heterosexual sex. It would appear he’s against forms of fornication except for legal fees.” — Argus Hamilton Ken Starr and California’s Proposition 8
Jay Leno On Bill Clinton’s Recent Appearance On The View
“Bill Clinton was on The View [this week]. It was a frustrating appearance for Clinton — it turns out the pretty one is a conservative.” — Jay Leno on Bill Clinton’s recent appearance on The View
Jay Leno On Hillary Clinton As U.S. Secretary Of State
“They say that during Hillary Clinton’s appointment confirmation hearings, Republicans could force her to answer a lot of embarrassing questions about Bill Clinton’s financial affairs, to which HIllary said, ‘What kind of affairs? Financial? No problem! Bring it on!’” — Jay Leno on Hillary Clinton as U.S. Secretary of State