Tag Archives: Barack Obama

Jay Leno On Barack Obama’s Visit To Afghanistan

“Pres­i­dent Obama made a sur­prise visit to Afghanistan this week­end. I guess after 14 months in Wash­ing­ton, he wanted to go some­where where there was less fight­ing.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s visit to Afghanistan

13 April 2010 – 12:22 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama And Heath Care Reform

“Pres­i­dent Obama went on Fox News tonight to pitch his plan for heath care reform. Obama going on Fox News? That’s like John Edwards going on The Mar­riage Ref.” — Jimmy Fal­lon on Barack Obama and heath care reform

1 April 2010 – 7:16 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Entertainment, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (0)

Barack Obama Pwnage

Pres­i­dent Barack Obama pwns Ital­ian Prime Min­is­ter Sil­vio Berlus­coni in this imag­i­na­tive strip…

19 December 2009 – 12:54 am | By Tan The Man | Posted in Everyday | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

David Letterman On “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

“The pres­i­dent says he wants to do away with ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ pol­icy in the mil­i­tary. This is not to be con­fused with George Bush’s ‘Don’t know, don’t care’ pol­icy.” — David Let­ter­man on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

15 November 2009 – 5:18 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

Jimmy Kimmel On Barack Obama And Joe Wilson

“Pres­i­dent Obama made his health care address to Con­gress. It went pretty well, except for one weird part in the mid­dle when a con­gress­man from South Car­olina sud­denly yelled out, ‘You lie!” It’s amaz­ing — this guy was able to sit through seven years of PRes­i­dent Bush telling him every­thing in Iraq was fine.” — Jimmy Kim­mel on Barack Obama and Joe Wilson

27 September 2009 – 5:00 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On Time Magazine’s Favorite Cover Boy Barack Obama

“This is Obama’s 12th appear­ance on the cover of Time mag­a­zine. This beats Pres­i­dent Bush’s record of 11 appear­ances on the cover of MAD mag­a­zine.” — Conan O’Brien on Time magazine’s favorite cover boy Barack Obama

2 September 2009 – 6:40 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Entertainment, Politics, Quotes | Tagged , , , , | Comments (0)

Conan O’Brien On Mark Buehrle’s Perfect Game

“Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle threw a per­fect game and after­ward, he had a five-minute phone con­ver­sa­tion with Pres­i­dent Obama. Mean­while, the los­ing pitcher got a two-hour phone call from Joe Biden.” — Conan O’Brien on Mark Buehrle’s per­fect game

10 August 2009 – 8:23 pm | By Tan The Man | Posted in Asides, Politics, Quotes, Sports | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (0)