Tag Archives: Argus Hamilton

Argus Hamilton On Brett Favre Joining The Minnesota Vikings

The Min­nesota Vikings said that Brett Favre mer­chan­dise and Brett Favre jer­seys were sell­ing all over the upper Mid­west. It marked the end of one era and the begin­ning of a new one. Until now everybody’s favorite pur­ple dinosaur was Bar­ney.” — Argus Hamil­ton on Brett Favre join­ing the Min­nesota Vikings

Argus Hamilton On Michael Jackson’s Funeral

Michael Jackson’s fam­ily motor­cade to For­est Lawn’s chapel Tues­day shut down Ven­tura Free dur­ing morn­ing rush hour. The motor­cade con­sisted of five Rolls-Royces trailed by four Bent­leys and six Jaguars. Even Motown won’t buy an Amer­i­can car.” — Argus Hamil­ton on Michael Jackson’s funeral

Argus Hamilton On Barack Obama Killing A Fly

Pres­i­dent Obama was ripped by ani­mal rights activists for killing a fly dur­ing a TV inter­view. It was grim. He slapped it bare­handed and it fell dead to the Oval Office car­pet, where it lies next to the pres­i­dent of GM and three Inspec­tor Gen­er­als.” — Argus Hamil­ton on Barack Obama killing a fly

Argus Hamilton On The Space Shuttle Atlantis

The Shut­tle Atlantis blasted off Mon­day at Cape Canaveral. The Astro­nauts were told to dis­re­gard the engine warn­ing light that came on after launch. It’s not clear at this point if the gov­ern­ment took over GM or if GM took over the gov­ern­ment.” — Argus Hamil­ton on the Space Shut­tle Atlantis

Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi + Waterboarding

Nancy Pelosi was pil­lo­ried in the media over her chang­ing sto­ries about when she first heard about water­board­ing. She was a blur. She shifted so often and changed direc­tions so fast that John Mad­den is going to build a video game around her.” — Argus Hamil­ton on Nancy Pelosi + waterboarding

Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi And Waterboarding

Nancy Pelosi said Thurs­day the CIA lied to her seven years ago in the brief­ing about the water­board­ing of ter­ror sus­pects. She said they didn’t brief her, but the CIA records and other con­gress­men indi­cate they briefed her, then she said she knew, but she wasn’t informed. Miss Cal­i­for­nia sounded bet­ter explain­ing where babies come from.” — Argus Hamil­ton on Nancy Pelosi and waterboarding

Argus Hamilton On Capt. Richard Phillips

Capt. Richard Phillips got offers from Hol­ly­wood stu­dios for the film rights to his heroic story Tues­day. How much he gets depends on his past. If he’s led an upright life, he could get mil­lions, but if he has skele­tons in his closet, the sky’s the limit.” — Argus Hamil­ton on Capt. Richard Phillips