“The Minnesota Vikings said that Brett Favre merchandise and Brett Favre jerseys were selling all over the upper Midwest. It marked the end of one era and the beginning of a new one. Until now everybody’s favorite purple dinosaur was Barney.” — Argus Hamilton on Brett Favre joining the Minnesota Vikings
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Argus Hamilton On Michael Jackson’s Funeral
“Michael Jackson’s family motorcade to Forest Lawn’s chapel Tuesday shut down Ventura Free during morning rush hour. The motorcade consisted of five Rolls-Royces trailed by four Bentleys and six Jaguars. Even Motown won’t buy an American car.” — Argus Hamilton on Michael Jackson’s funeral
Argus Hamilton On The Space Shuttle Atlantis
“The Shuttle Atlantis blasted off Monday at Cape Canaveral. The Astronauts were told to disregard the engine warning light that came on after launch. It’s not clear at this point if the government took over GM or if GM took over the government.” — Argus Hamilton on the Space Shuttle Atlantis
Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi + Waterboarding
“Nancy Pelosi was pilloried in the media over her changing stories about when she first heard about waterboarding. She was a blur. She shifted so often and changed directions so fast that John Madden is going to build a video game around her.” — Argus Hamilton on Nancy Pelosi + waterboarding
Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi And Waterboarding
“Nancy Pelosi said Thursday the CIA lied to her seven years ago in the briefing about the waterboarding of terror suspects. She said they didn’t brief her, but the CIA records and other congressmen indicate they briefed her, then she said she knew, but she wasn’t informed. Miss California sounded better explaining where babies come from.” — Argus Hamilton on Nancy Pelosi and waterboarding
Argus Hamilton On Capt. Richard Phillips
“Capt. Richard Phillips got offers from Hollywood studios for the film rights to his heroic story Tuesday. How much he gets depends on his past. If he’s led an upright life, he could get millions, but if he has skeletons in his closet, the sky’s the limit.” — Argus Hamilton on Capt. Richard Phillips