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		<title>Jimmy Kimmel On Wyclef Jean Running For President Of Haiti</title>
		<description><![CDATA["Wyclef Jean has announced that he will run for president of Haiti. He said he hopes the Haitian people will look past the fact that he has very little political experience and forgive him for that horrible remake of 'We Are The World.'" -- Jimmy Kimmel on Wyclef Jean running for president of Haiti]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/23/jimmy-kimmel-on-wyclef-jean-running-for-president-of-haiti/</link>
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		<title>Craig Ferguson On Oregon Health Officials Shutting Down A 7-Year-Old Girl’s Lemonade Stand</title>
		<description><![CDATA["Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a license. Officials haven't issued a statement yet. They're busy popping ballon animals and stomping on sand castles." -- Craig Ferguson on Oregon Health Officials <a href="http://www.latimes.com/features/odd-news/la-odd-lemonade-stand-ap,0,2637954.story">shutting down</a> a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/21/craig-ferguson-on-oregon-health-officials-shutting-down-a-7-year-old-girls-lemonade-stand/</link>
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		<title>Outside Lands Festival 2010: A Recap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The third annual <a href=http://www.sfoutsidelands.com/>Outside Lands Festival</a> came and went this past weekend, and I can honestly say that I really enjoyed it. With a shortened two-day event, I had reservations.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/20/outside-lands-festival-2010-a-recap/</link>
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		<title>Selena Gomez &amp; The Scene &#124; “Round &amp; Round”</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://selenagomez.com/">Selena Gomez &#038; The Scene</a> &#124; "Round &#038; Round"]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/20/selena-gomez-the-scene-round-round/</link>
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		<title>FAIL: Steven Sande Knows Little About Yahoo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's articles like <a href="http://www.tuaw.com/bloggers/steven-sande/">Steven Sande</a>'s "<a href="http://www.tuaw.com/2010/08/18/yahoo-mail-for-ipad-and-iphone-contains-tasty-html5-goodness/">Yahoo! Mail for iPad and iPhone contains tasty HTML5 goodness</a>" that really makes me not want to read <a href=http://www.tuaw.com>TUAW</a>.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/19/fail-steven-sande-knows-little-about-yahoo/</link>
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		<title>FAIL: Chuck Barney For Spoiling Lost For Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jesus spoke of forgiveness. I've been trying, but I can't seem to forgive <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/chuck-barney/">Chuck Barney</a> for spoiling <i>Lost</i> for me.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/18/fail-chuck-barney-for-spoiling-lost-for-me/</link>
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		<title>Jimmy Fallon On Houston’s Newest Set Of Quintuplets</title>
		<description><![CDATA["A woman in Houston just gave birth to a healthy set of quintuplets. The mom says she's excited about her babies, and can't wait to watch them grow up on whatever channel gives them a reality show." -- Jimmy Fallon on Houston's <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/video/houston11news-15750765/houston-s-newest-quintuplets-a-blessing-for-proud-parents-21221220">newest set of quintuplets</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/17/jimmy-fallon-on-houstons-newest-set-of-quintuplets/</link>
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		<title>Outside Lands Festival 2010: Top 5 Performances</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sixty-five artists converged onto San Francisco's <a href=http://www.golden-gate-park.com/>Golden Gate Park</a> for the third annual <a href=http://www.sfoutsidelands.com/>Outside Lands Festival</a> (August 14-15, 2010) to celebrate good music, good food, good wine, and good art (most except for the first heavily involve local flair).]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/16/outside-lands-festival-2010-top-5-performances/</link>
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		<title>Jimmy Fallon On Potential Mineral Mining In Afghanistan</title>
		<description><![CDATA["In Afghanistan, the U.S. has discovered large deposits of iron, copper, cobalt, gold, and lithium. Or as most people would call it, 'Not Osama bin Laden.'" -- Jimmy Fallon on potential mineral mining in Afghanistan]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/11/jimmy-fallon-on-potential-mineral-mining-in-afghanistan/</link>
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		<title>Laura Marling &#124; “Ghosts”</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.lauramarling.com/">Laura Marling</a> &#124; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XonJJbV54BE">"Ghosts"</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dorksandlosers.com/2010/08/09/laura-marling-ghosts/</link>
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