Category Archives: Sports

Jay Leno On The United Nations Appointing Iran To The Women’s Rights Panel

The United Nations has appointed Iran to sit on the Women’s Rights panel. Also on the panel: Ben Roeth­lis­berger, Chris Brown, Phil Spec­tor, Robert Blake, and chair­man, O.J. Simp­son.” — Jay Leno on the United Nations appoint­ing Iran to the Women’s Rights Panel

Jerry Crasnick On Minnesota Twins’ Starting Pitcher Kevin Slowey

He’s so pre­cise with his reper­toire, pitch­ing coach Rick Ander­son occa­sion­ally has to remind him to throw a ball above the let­ters just to give hit­ters a dif­fer­ent look. Think Mets pitch­ing coach Dan Warthen ever does that with Oliver Perez?” — Jerry Cras­nick on Min­nesota Twins’ start­ing pitcher Kevin Slowey

Mindy McCready On Roger Clemens Being Good In Bed

When he could get it up.” — Mindy McCready on Roger Clemens being good in bed

Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics

The Win­ter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a com­bi­na­tion of cross-country ski­ing and shoot­ing rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as com­mut­ing.” — Jimmy Kim­mel on the biathlon at the Win­ter Olympics

David Letterman On The New Orleans Saints Winning The Super Bowl

The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Let­ter­man on the New Orleans Saints win­ning the Super Bowl

Super Bowl XLIV | Indianapolis Colts Vs. New Orleans Saints

Super Bowl XLIV | Indi­anapo­lis Colts Vs. New Orleans Saints

Monta Ellis Shoots From Behind The Backboard

Golden State War­riors guard Monta Ellis hits a jumper from behind the back­board. And yes, it’s harder than it looks.