Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics
“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as commuting.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the biathlon at the Winter Olympics
David Letterman On The New Orleans Saints Winning The Super Bowl
“The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Letterman on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl
Monta Ellis Shoots From Behind The Backboard
Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis hits a jumper from behind the backboard. And yes, it’s harder than it looks.
Jay Leno On Tiger Woods And The Bailout
“According to MSNBC, Tiger Woods paid some of his mistresses between $5,000 and $20,000 a month to keep quiet about his affairs. That’s the second bailout plan this year that didn’t work.” — Jay Leno on Tiger Woods and the Bailout
