“The United Nations has appointed Iran to sit on the Women’s Rights panel. Also on the panel: Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Brown, Phil Spector, Robert Blake, and chairman, O.J. Simpson.” — Jay Leno on the United Nations appointing Iran to the Women’s Rights Panel
Category Archives: Sports
Jerry Crasnick On Minnesota Twins’ Starting Pitcher Kevin Slowey
“He’s so precise with his repertoire, pitching coach Rick Anderson occasionally has to remind him to throw a ball above the letters just to give hitters a different look. Think Mets pitching coach Dan Warthen ever does that with Oliver Perez?” — Jerry Crasnick on Minnesota Twins’ starting pitcher Kevin Slowey
Mindy McCready On Roger Clemens Being Good In Bed
“When he could get it up.” — Mindy McCready on Roger Clemens being good in bed
Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics
“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as commuting.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the biathlon at the Winter Olympics
David Letterman On The New Orleans Saints Winning The Super Bowl
“The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Letterman on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl
Monta Ellis Shoots From Behind The Backboard
Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis hits a jumper from behind the backboard. And yes, it’s harder than it looks.