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Jay Leno On George W. Bush And Prayer

Tan The Man — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:34:53 +0000

“President Bush said that he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer during his presidency.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush and prayer

Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics

Tan The Man — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:10:15 +0000

“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as commuting.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the biathlon at the Winter Olympics

Jimmy Kimmel On Toyota Before Congress

Tan The Man — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:17:07 +0000

“The head of Toyota had to appear before Congress to be yelled at. It was actually refreshing to see a car company CEO appear before Congress and not ask for $10 billion.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Toyota before Congress

Random Quote On Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Tan The Man — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:08:09 +0000

“You have a UAV. You should take advantage of that shit.” — Random quote on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Craig Ferguson On The Three Drunkest Cities In America

Tan The Man — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:06:35 +0000

“The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.” — Craig Ferguson on the three drunkest cities in America

Jay Leno On Frank Buckles

Tan The Man — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:05:50 +0000

“Here is something pretty unbelievable. The only living World War I veteran, a man named Frank Buckles, just turned 109 years old. What’s even more amazing, he just finished his fourth tour in Afghanistan.” — Jay Leno on Frank Buckles

David Letterman On The New Orleans Saints Winning The Super Bowl

Tan The Man — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:21:09 +0000

“The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Letterman on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl

Jimmy Fallon On ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Tan The Man — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:39:40 +0000

“Everyone’s talking about the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Adm. Mike Mullen said it’s wrong to force people ‘to lie about who they are’ in order to serve their country. Then Congress was like, ‘Who cares? We do that every election.’” — Jimmy Fallon on ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Roger Ebert On Valentine’s Day (2010)

Tan The Man — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:51:32 +0000

“Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it’s more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.” — Roger Ebert on Valentine’s Day (2010)

Jay Leno On Sen. Chris Dodd Retiring

Tan The Man — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:15:02 +0000

“Sen. Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring. He says he may go work for the banking industry. Have you seen his voting record? I think he already works for the banking industry.” — Jay Leno on Sen. Chris Dodd retiring