Category Archives: Politics

Jimmy Kimmel On Wyclef Jean Running For President Of Haiti

Wyclef Jean has announced that he will run for pres­i­dent of Haiti. He said he hopes the Hait­ian peo­ple will look past the fact that he has very lit­tle polit­i­cal expe­ri­ence and for­give him for that hor­ri­ble remake of ‘We Are The World.’” — Jimmy Kim­mel on Wyclef Jean run­ning for pres­i­dent of Haiti

Craig Ferguson On Oregon Health Officials Shutting Down A 7-Year-Old Girl’s Lemonade Stand

Health offi­cials in Ore­gon have shut down a 7-year-old girl’s lemon­ade stand because she didn’t have a license. Offi­cials haven’t issued a state­ment yet. They’re busy pop­ping bal­lon ani­mals and stomp­ing on sand cas­tles.” — Craig Fer­gu­son on Ore­gon Health Offi­cials shut­ting down a 7-year-old girl’s lemon­ade stand

Jimmy Fallon On Potential Mineral Mining In Afghanistan

In Afghanistan, the U.S. has dis­cov­ered large deposits of iron, cop­per, cobalt, gold, and lithium. Or as most peo­ple would call it, ‘Not Osama bin Laden.’” — Jimmy Fal­lon on poten­tial min­eral min­ing in Afghanistan

FAIL: Rep. Ronald Paul For Voting No On ‘Grown In America’ Act

Rep. Den­nis Car­doza intro­duced H.Res. 1558 or the ‘Grown In Amer­ica’ Act on 26 July 2010.

Re: Apple Inc’s Response To Request For Information Regarding Its Privacy Policy And Location-Based Services (July 12, 2010)

Apple Inc.‘s response to Request for Infor­ma­tion (From Rep. Joe Bar­ton and Rep. Edward J. Markey) Regard­ing its Pri­vacy Pol­icy and Location-Based Ser­vices (July 12, 2010).

Craig Ferguson On The Potential Presidential Power To Shut Off The Internet

There’s a new bill in the Sen­ate that would give the pres­i­dent the power to shut off the Inter­net. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it, not because he invented the Inter­net, but because he just signed up for Match.com.” — Craig Fer­gu­son on the poten­tial pres­i­den­tial power to shut off the Internet

Jay Leno On Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding

The count­down is now under way for what a lot of peo­ple are call­ing, the wed­ding of the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clin­ton is get­ting mar­ried. Bill and Hillary are thrilled; they say they don’t care who the groom is as long as it’s not Levi John­ston.” — Jay Leno on Chelsea Clinton’s wedding