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Super Hunk: Taylor Lautner

Tan The Man — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:46:00 +0000

Taylor Lautner is very hunky in the newest Rolling Stone.

[photo via The Superficial]

Robert Pattinson Is Brooding The Sh*t Out Of Me

Tan The Man — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:41:48 +0000

Stop it. Robert Pattinson is brooding the shit out of me…

And yes, I liked Twilight.

[photos via meltawaybaby | nira_urfren]

Ed Helms On Bradley Cooper

Tan The Man — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:12:33 +0000

“Bradley is a highly intelligent being wrapped in a hot, studly body.” — Ed Helms on Bradley Cooper [Details June/July 2009 (118)]

Super Hunk: Chris Pine

Tan The Man — Sat, 09 May 2009 07:58:18 +0000

Chris Pine (aka James T. Kirk) is a hunk, and I’m sorry to say is much better looking than a young William Shatner.

I first caught Pine in the little screen Bottle Shock with a very skinny Rachael Taylor. The movie was amusing, and Pine definitely showed his easygoing side.

By the way, Star Trek rocks…

[photos via Screen Rant | Olivia Munn]

Super Hunk: George Strait

Tan The Man — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:13:29 +0000

George Strait will be celebrated as Academy Of Country Music’s Artist of the Decade.

[photos via Great American Country]

Zac Efron In Interview — April 2009

Tan The Man — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:13:26 +0000

Zac Efron is on the April 2009 cover of Interview. There’s a photo with him a very naked and hot woman. That woman is 20-year-old Lithuanian model Edita Vilkeviciute.

Get the issue for better look at the photos, or just go here.

Super Hunk: David Beckham

Tan The Man — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:57:42 +0000

I’m not sure where this picture was taken from. But it very much highlights the best parts of soccer superstar David Beckham.

Hugh Jackman On Being People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

Tan The Man — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:27:42 +0000

“George Clooney’s won for about 13 years in a row… And that’s only because Brad [Pitt] decided not to run.” — Hugh Jackman on being People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

Super Hunk: Hugh Jackman

Tan The Man — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:49:34 +0000

Hugh Jackman is People Magazine’s 2008 Sexiest Man Alive!

Super Hunk: Michael Phelps

Tan The Man — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:33:08 +0000

[photo via Los Angeles Times]

Michael Phelps is on the verge of breaking one of the hallowed records in not just the Olympics but in all sports. He tied Mark Spitz’s record of seven Gold medals last night with his come-from-behind victory over Milorad Cavic in the 100m butterfly.

Only the 400m medley relay stands between Phelps and absolute immortality.

He’s already the greatest Olympic champion ever with his thirteen medals, and the scary part is that he’s only 23-years-old. Seeing at how good Dana Torres is at 41, look for Phelps to get 30 medals by the time he retires.

Move over Spitz.

And the funny thing is that Phelps doesn’t usually need the Speedo LZR Racer to win.

I wish I got even 0.1% as much ass as Phelps probably gets…