Dorks And Losers

AskMen just released its annual list of the “Top 99 Most Desir­able Women” and 2009 is for the most part is a very good list.

Top 10

10. Kate Beck­in­sale (!)
9. Kris­ten Bell
8. Rihanna
7. Scar­lett Johans­son
6. Alessan­dra Ambro­sio
5. Anne Hath­away
4. Kee­ley Hazell
3. Marisa Miller
2. Megan Fox
1. Eva Mendes

If you haven’t seen her banned “Secret Obses­sion” by Calvin Klein com­mer­cial, please do so now.

I think Anne Hath­away is a lit­tle too high. Kate Beck­in­sale is too low. I pre­fer Adri­ana Lima (19) to Alessan­dra Ambro­sio. And Kris­ten Bell is just too cute.

Kee­ley Hazell, you break my heart…

Hon­or­able Mention

11. Heidi Klum
16. Jes­sica Biel
18. Mon­ica Bel­lucci
25. Pene­lope Cruz
30. Olga Kurylenko (!)
31. Isla Fisher (!)
34. Bar Refaeli (!)
39. Stacy Keibler
46. Miranda Kerr
67. Camilla Belle
71. Anna Paquin (!)
76. Carla Bruni
95. Eliz­a­beth Banks
96. Ana Ivanovic (!)
99. Kate Winslet

I’m sur­prised that Marisa Tomei and Zooey Deschanel aren’t on the list. I also make no apolo­gies for the high num­ber of Victoria’s Secret mod­els on my list…

I wish AskMen used Ajax like a mod­ern web­site. The page load­ing took a lit­tle too long.

[photo via Celebrity Gos­sips]

*** Update: 1.23.09 7:41 PM PST ***

Think­ing about this list again, where’s Amy Adams?

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