“Experts say that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there’s been a spike in the sale of her style eyeglasses. With Palin’s glasses you can see everything — except what the hell your teenage daughter’s up to.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s eyeglasses
Monthly Archives: October 2008
Jimmy Kimmel On The Economy
“The stock market crashed again [Wednesday]. This has been one of the worst financial weeks in American history. I was lucky — two weeks ago, I took all my money out of Lehman Brothers and invested it into the Jonas Brothers.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the economy
Matt Duke — Kingdom Underground (2008)
Matt Duke arrived on the music scene a couple years too late. The debut album for this New Jersey boy hadn’t yet been released when Zach Braff made Garden State, an ode to his home state.
Jay Leno On George W. Bush And The Economy
“The stock market crashed yesterday. Once again, I don’t think President Bush gets it. When asked if customers should be concerned about all these bank closings, he said it doesn’t matter — if the bank is closed, just use the ATM.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush and the economy
Jay Leno On George W. Bush’s Figures Showing No Recession
“Government figures released by President Bush show we are not in a recession. Unless, of course, you have to buy gas or food or some other luxury item.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush’s figures showing no recession
Lykke Li — “Breaking It Up” (2008)
A new handheld video by Christian Haag of Lykke Li’s “Breaking It Up.”
Mason Proper — Olly Oxen Free (2008)
It’s not everyday you hear a band that comes into your life and gets out just as quickly, never lingering for riff raff and never leaving you the least bit unsatisfied. That’s just how Michigan-born band Mason Proper rolls.