Dorks And Losers

Man. So I won this DVD on DVDFile.com. It’s not Lit­tle Miss Sun­shine like I wanted. It ended up being The Devil Wears Prada. Not such a bad prize.

Six to eight week deliv­ery. Sup­pos­edly. It turns out more toward the eight than the six. Not so bad.

I come home today and I see it on my desk. My mom tells me that it just came in today. Awesome.

I open the mail pack­age. The DVD is not shrinkwrapped. Not so bad.

I look at the DVD. The Devil Wears Prada. FULL SCREEN!

AHHHHH.

VERY VERY VERY BAD!!!

I know I won it, and it’s free. But full screen. JEEZ.

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