Dorks And Losers

Move-in day starts tomor­row. While I won’t be mov­ing in to sleep there the first day, I will be mov­ing in my pre­cious DVDs. Yes, my DVDs are valu­able to me than my left foot.

My mom’s car was found. Doh! Appar­ently my mom’s car was stolen in front of our house. Accord­ing to the infor­ma­tion told to me, I sus­pect a few punk kids stole it. There was a jacket left in the car, dozens of cig­a­rette butts in the back­seat, and the bat­tery was drained. The police found the car after giv­ing it five park­ing tick­ets and noti­fied my dad.

“The Good” in the Sep­tem­ber 2005 edi­tion of Com­puter Gam­ing World:

Not con­tent with the pal­try 1.5 mil­lion users the game has gar­nered on this side of the Pacific. Bliz­zard has opened the World Of War­craft flood­gates in China. We don’t know what this means for the sub­scrip­tion num­bers, but the Chi­nese version’s 500,000 beta users def­i­nitely can’t be a bad thing. To put it in per­spec­tive: Bliz­zard con­sid­ers North Amer­ica to be this game’s test market.

Mas­tur­ba­tion Hor­ror sto­ries: here

“Just Try­ing Them On For Size” by Anony­mous: “I thought my straight room­mate was going to be gone for the day. He came home early and caught me in HIS bed mas­tur­bat­ing in HIS under­wear… He moved out shortly thereafter.”

“When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talk­ing about Tom Cruise.” — Lau­ren Bacall in Time Mag­a­zine.

Recent Blog­crit­ics articles:

1. “AIMFight.com & The Real Rea­son Why Peer Direc­to­ries Like MySpace Exist”: here
2. My Bro’s “Being The Per­fect Cit­i­zen”: here
3. My Bro’s “Liv­ing the Vir­tual Dream: Vol 1″: here

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